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Sorry. I just
had to send this out. Funny to some. The
others???? Clyde
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
A MAN AND A WOMAN
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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1
item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes -
there's no use in two people remembering the
same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't
understand a woman - before marriage & after
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